Lis strapped on the biggest stripper heels the internet could provide and kicked the unawares Caz in the face.
Caz fell over and cried when Lis continued to stomp on their face.
There was blood and it was gross.
Anonymous jerked off in the background, groaning "update the index!" in ecstasy.
Promptfags circlejerked, writefags humped eachother, Caz sobbed and Lis stomped.
It was pretty painful to watch, but everybody wanted an update too much to really do anything to help.
Lis screamed at anonymous to go suck more dicks, because nonny loved their dick sucking a lot and Lis just wanted them to be happy and/or fuck off.
After a while Caz passed out so it stopped being fun, and somebody went out to prompt horse cocks on all the Bioshock ladies, which got many cries of "seconded!" but never actually filled because dat shits gay.
Everybody forgot what happened, Lis patched up poor Caz, and the index eventually got updated.
The end.
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Anon looked over what they had written, threw up their hands in surrender, and hit post.
"May the mods have mercy on my soul for this stupid shit which I have written..!"