Every time I read "Jatlas," my brain translates it to "Jackass," at which point the JACKASS theme starts playing in my head over clips of Jack getting his ass handed to him by Big Daddies, presumably while Fontanei watches and laughs at him... It makes fapping very difficult when just acasual glance at the fic name in the open tab can start the nonsense going again!
Somebody help me excise this brainfart already..! Fic, comics, interpretive dance, ANYTHING to soothe this itch!