Atlas and Handsome Jack get into an argument over who's a more sadistic bastard dickweed unclefucker (somehow. Video game character conference? I really don't care) and end up having angry agressive violent hateful angry sexy sex.

Meanwhile, Jack and Gaige the Mechromancer discuss the virtues of Wrench vs Hammer, Tenenbaum has tea with Tannis, Eleanor and Maya confer the use of fire as a weapon, and Tiny Tina does arts and crafts with the Little Sister